History

The Crew arrived on Earth approximately 3 and a half billion years ago, kick-starting the emergence of life on Earth using unknown, yet powerful methods involving the bending of space-time to create organic material from other worlds.. Not much is known about this early history, nor of their previous history in the Universe, though it is clear that, while originally the Crew emerged in one singular location, for nearly 3 and a half billion years up to the present, they were split up and isolated from one another due to the jealousy of their combined strength and friendship emanating from an invisible, yet malicious universal force- That Straight Cheese. Many fables have been told throughout the centuries of a few members of the Crew coming together to enact vengeance on That Straight Cheese. One in particular, from the early 20th century, spoke of the closest the Crew has come towards full strength, narrowly losing an incredible battle with That Straight Cheese in Siberia- an event many have widely considered to be the famous Tunguska event, wrongly attributed to a meteor exploding just above the Earth's surface, when in fact it was due to the incredible power of the Ultimate Roast Hand. After this near-defeat, That Straight Cheese decided to try to defeat the Crew once and for all, wiping their memories clear of anything having to do with the Crew, and spreading them even further away from each other than the first time.

However, circa 1997 AD, the Crew surprisingly was within somewhat manageable distance from each other, creating noticeable imbalances in space-time as is custom for the Crew. This was immediately noticed by the deity MJ, and he arrived within the form of Jimmel to take advantage of this imbalance to ultimately eradicate his rival, Yao Bling, despite remaining neutral in the struggle against That Straight Cheese (for now). By around 2009 they all were within a few miles of each other, creating an even larger imbalance in space-time and leading the Crew-to-be to begin to recognize their identities as the Crew. However, That Straight Cheese has also begun to take notice, and has tried to take steps towards keeping the Crew reuniting by hitting each of the members with their own heavy dosage of other straight cheeses (many of which are moldy and gross). Will the Crew overcome this cheese and defeat That Straight Cheese once an for all? Will Yao Bling and MJ put aside their petty differences to help the Crew? Will the Crew's other mission of creating a global media conglomerate even take off, or will it too be Cedar Point'd? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!