The Crew

The Crew is a group of interstellar beings reincarnated in carbon-based life-forms. The complete list of members is still incomplete as of 2016.

Little is known about their origins in space, though it is likely they have relations to other interstellar beings and perhaps other civilizations throughout the galaxy. However, once on Earth the Crew decided to utilize their powers to create life itself. Whether or not they were inspired by MJ or Yao Bling to do so is up for debate among most scholarly authorities. Their primary enemy in the Universe is That Straight Cheese, and have been attempting to re-unite after being split up by the malevolent Cheese soon after their creation of life. After being narrowly defeated at the Battle of Tunguska in 1908, the memories of all the Crew members were wiped, and were scattered across the planet in different forms. However, a little under a hundred years later they have all taken the forms of humans living in 21st century society, and have only fairly recently started to rediscover their identities.

The Ultimate Roast Hand
The lack of historical records regarding the Crew has left many of their combined powers up for debate. However, one major source of power has been documented- the Ultimate Roast Hand. MJ only knows its horrifying full-power, however the closest this world has seen it come was in 1908 at the Battle of Tunguska, in which a nearly full-power Crew utilized the URH to try and defeat That Straight Cheese. The ensuing blast released energy levels 1,000 times that of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima at the end of World War II. Scientists have reason to believe a fully-operational URH can wield a destructive power capable of perhaps destroying an area the size of Europe.

Bending Space-Time
In order to create life on Earth, the Crew utilized dark energy to bend the very fabric of space-time in such a way as to create organic materials such as carbon, thus creating the conditions in which life was created. It is unknown exactly how this process works, and there has been no further evidence documenting its use.

Fusion
Crew members are able to fuse with one another in an attempt to centralize their combined strengths and skills. More than one is able to fuse at the same time, and if the coordination is "on point," all Crew members are able to fuse in one megafusion, which is something that may be needed in the ultimate fight against That Straight Cheese.

Members
As of 2016, the Crew is made up of the following members:
 * Dr. Feel-Good/Ace Pilet
 * MATTEO DREA$Y
 * Captain Falicia
 * Bwandon
 * DJ Paper $tack$
 * Joshiepoo
 * The Real Larry Bird
 * Chris "Eugene" Cross
 * The Real Lil Yao Ming (separate being from Yao Bling)
 * The Mamba
 * Johnny Two-Spoons
 * Rizzmyster McFrizzle
 * Ms. Meow
 * FrankenBernie
 * FIRE LAR
 * The Flaming Hot Cheeto