The Real Larry Bird

The Real Larry Bird is a member of The Crew and is known for his historical insight, prowess in combat against That Straight Cheese's cronies, as well as a participating member in OBB Productions.

Biography
TRLB was born in the rugged mountains of Colorado before making the long eastward journey to Illinois nearer the rest of the Crew, and made a name for himself as a bright young historian as well as Local Content Farmer. He watched as the New Content Frontier was made of blood and fire, and vowed to not only fight against That Straight Cheese after his realization of being a member of the Crew, but also vowed to fight against the Content Bourgeoisie. He has continued struggles on both fronts ever since, training with the spirit of Lenin and a pair of gauntlets across the world's most harsh environments.

In 2015 his life would forever change as he struck a deal with MJ to be granted a part of his essence in exchange for being beaten up like a punk nerd. Once the beating had been complete, The Real Larry Bird gained a new power- that of The Beard. The Beard grew and became a part of him, embodying the essence of MJ within TRLB, and a new power brought to a growing Crew.

Achievements

 * Has participated in the FitnessGram Pacer Test
 * Was featured in the 2000-2016 Content Farmer's Almanac
 * Wrote a comprehensive and critical History of Internet Memes (2000-2015)
 * Coined the phrase "Big Dumb Stupid Idiot"
 * Won the Cool and Good Content Award 9 times (2000, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2009, 2012, 2014, 2015)

Quotes
"What if they made human milk?"

"Who's ready to have a goof, a gaff, a laugh, and quite possibly 2/3 of a romp?"

"These are real UPDOG hours. Who UPDOG hit like!"

"Most of my heroes appear on Soviet stamps."

"This is the INNOVATOR GENE it only comes up once every 10,000 years! Like and post "sociobiology is Good and Cool" in this thread, and the gene and good luck will come to you!"