Most Notable Sightings of "That Straight Cheese"

It has been long debated by those outside of The Crew if the existence of the omnipresent being, known only as "That Straight Cheese", truly exists. These are just a few of the first hand accounts by the members of The Crew, which all but confirm the existence of That Straight Cheese.

Orchard or 34?
(told by DJ Paper$tack$)

After the debacle that was the Spring Talent Show at OHS in 2015, a few members of The Crew (DJ Paper$tack$, The Real Little Yao Ming, and Chris "Eugene" Cross) chose to meet at the local Dunkin Donuts afterward. The Real Little Yao Ming told Chris "Eugene" Cross that we were to meet at the Dunkin that is on Orchard Road. The Real Little Yao Ming exited the parking lot of OHS, with DJ Paper$tack$ following directly behind, and drove to the Dunkin Donuts that is on Route 34. Confusion ensued as the crew was separated, and plans for the evening fell apart.

Then, only a few weeks later, The Crew had made plans to meet up before graduation practice at the McDonald's on Orchard, however plans were changed last minute and the crew ended up meeting at the McDonald's on Route 34. DJ Paper$tack$ was uninformed of this change, and plans were halted once again due to confusion between Orchard or 34.